Whatever You Do, Don't Run, by Peter Allison
So, here is an amazing thing: my second nonfiction recommendation in a row. Though this falls more under the category of quirky but informative memoir, which is a far more appealing kind of nonfiction than that of the textbook-y variety.
The full title for this book is Whatever You Do, Don't Run: True Tales of a Botswana Safari Guide. Peter Allison took what was to be a year-long vacation in Africa when he was 19 or so, but he loved being there so much he ended up staying, becoming first a safari guide, then a safari camp manager, a guide training manager, and head guide coordinator. Eventually, after many years, he retired as a guide and explored other opportunities around the globe, but has occasionally returned to lead safaris because he missed the wildlife. This book is full of many, many stories about leading hapless tourists around in the African bush, dealing with wildlife that can easily kill you on a daily basis, trying to find a social life in a small isolated camp, and much more. Allison has survived less than genial encounters with elephants, big cats, hippos, and more, and sometimes while reading you will wonder how any safari guide manages to survive. Mostly, they survive because they are well educated about each animal, but also there seems to be a little bit of bravado and luck required to really shine.
What comes through in all of the stories is Allison's love and respect for wildlife in general and Botswana in particular. Most of the stories are funny -- actually most of the stories are hilarious -- but a few are poignant and reflective, and those are no less absorbing. Reading this book will not only entertain you -- it will also give you a glimpse at what it is like to live in one of the world's last real wild places.
The call number for this book is 916.88304 A439W.